- Call in sick
this morning to buy time to study
- (for Jeff)
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- I sit in the library memerizing
- Le changement dans les verbes francais
- When I notice the female sex
- Sitting a table across from me.
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- She is not ugly, neither is she Donna Perry.
- She is average-looking, but she'll do.
- I mean, I'd like to do her!
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- Of course, being the shy type,
- I don't do anything.
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- So I place my hands between my legs
- And begin rubbing desperately under the table
- Until her eyes meet mine, until she gets up
- And storms out of the study hall.
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- (thank gods that she does not call the campus
security).
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- The next morning I go to the list of grades
- Posted on la porte du professeur, scan for
- My S.S. #, and find out that I have a 69 % on
l'examen:
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- Shit! 1 point short of a C grade!
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